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Yeah, I've Got A Pool Table, But It's All Wet.
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Yeah, I've got a pool table, but it's all wet. And no diving board.
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I just joined a car pool. That diving board is tricky!
Just got a new pool table for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
Just got a new pool table for my girlfriend...GREAT TRADE!
Pool cleaners do it wet.
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel...
Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...