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A Wedding Is A Funeral Where A Man Smells His Own Flowers.
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A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke
Snorting wildly, Worf actually smells his own feet.
Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his own eyes, there is the least of real liberty.
-- Henry M. Robe...
A man's got to be his own savior.
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason--there's a reason. -- Molly McGee (Marion Jordan)
Each man is led by his own liking. Virgil
Before the wedding, the woman cries. After the wedding, it is the man's turn to cry.
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ladies and gentlemen, the Fan Man!...