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Yeah, out like a lighthouse, hard as a carp, cold as a mackeral.
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That's just a fluke. Holy mackeral!
SMILEY oo "It's cold ou
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of.
It was a hard drive... I had to reboot my car with cold boot.
There's three sides to every story, yours, mine and the cold hard truth.
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there.
And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy Liebma...
Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
But then again, I like cold toilet seats.
