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• Yech! This stuff tastes like poison. (But in fact it was biologically contaminated orange juice.)
• Ooph! This tastes like liquid fire!
• If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly...
• I like reality. It tastes of bread. -- Jean Anouilh
• My tastes are simple. I like the best.
• Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes just like chicken, it tastes just like chicken!
  ' If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?? -- Bob Goldthwai...
• Publicity is like poison: it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it. -- Joe Paterno
• Everything tastes more or less like chicken. -- Jeffery F. Chamberlai
• Man's best friend tastes surprisingly like chicken. -- Northern Expose