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• Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw
• Uhura: "You are Crewman Dax?" Dax: "Yes, Commander, what is the problem?
  Chekov: "Perhaps you know...Russian epic of Cinderella....
• Yes, I know I'm off-topic. Thank you for your concern.
• Perhaps he's just sick of hearing you complain, I know I am.
• Omag: "You know what I want to hear." Amarie: "Yeah, yes, I know.
  -- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
• Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
• Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Perhaps you are just different. It's not a sin you know.
  Though you may have heard otherwise. -- Tam Elbrum, "Tin Man," stardate 43779.3....
• When a lady says no, she means perhaps. When she says perhaps, she means yes.
  But when she says yes, she is no lady....