Yesterday, I Was Reading An Ad For Dodge Trucks In Popular Mechanics, As I Was Reading The *fine Print* It Stated That "These Outlandish Claims Are Based On Test Results Of .

Yesterday, I Was Reading An Ad For Dodge Trucks In Popular Mechanics, As I Was Reading The fine Print It Stated That "These Outlandish Claims Are Based On Test Results Of .

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Yesterday, I was reading an ad for Dodge trucks in Popular Mechanics, as I
was reading the *fine print* it stated that "These outlandish claims are
Based on test results of ... and then it finished with ...
"Buckle up for safety, Nice magnifying glass."

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