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• This tag has been stolen 1 time(s).
• I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.
  I told my roommate, "Isn't this amazing? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica....
• There is no such book, and never has been.
• Jev: "My father has never been one to admit that he's wrong." -- "Violations", Stardate 45433.2
• There has never been a day in my life when I was not in love. -- Edward Abbey
• My God! Are we sure he was a liberal?" "Pretty sure.
  They pulled him from a Volvo." -- Doonesbury...
• My God! Are we sure he was a liberal?" "Pretty sure. They pulled him from a Volvo.
• Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. -- Lord Halifax Work
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....