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• My God! Are we sure he was a liberal?" "Pretty sure. They pulled him from a Volvo.
• The liberal ideology of the 60's sure ain't the one from the 90's.
• Hail to the sun god, he sure is a fun god, Ra, Ra, Ra!
• Hail to the sun god He sure is a fun god Ra! Ra! Ra!
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're pretty sure that it wasn't a fish.
  -- Marshall McLuha...
• On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's.
  Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris....
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....