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Yo Momma Aint So Bad...she Would Give You The Hair Off Of Her Back!
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Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
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Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.