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Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist
to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt
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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
