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Yo Momma Like A Bubble-gum Machine... Five Cents A Blow.
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Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
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Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
.. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
The difference between a cow chewing its cud and someone chewing bubble gum is that the cow has better manners than to blow bubbles with its cud.
Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing.
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!
Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay.