Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Yo Momma Like A Hardware Store: 4 Cents A Screw!
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Related:
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing.
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!
Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay.