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Yo Momma So Nasty I Called Her For Phone Sex And She Gave Me An Ear Infection.
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Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
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I tried phone sex and got an ear infection. -- Richard Lewi
Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
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