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Yo Momma So Old When God Said "Let Their Be Light", She Flipped The Switch.
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Yo momma so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.
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Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
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Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?
Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.