Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Yo Momma So Ugly She Had To Get Her Baby Drunk To Breastfeed It!
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
Related:
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!