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You Always Know Where Your Cucumber Has Been. -- Reasons Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Me
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You always know where your cucumber has been.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me