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• Nice people down South. They take their guns seriously.
  We passed a pickup truck. It had a bumper sticker: "Guns Don't Kill People, I do!" -- Jon Hayme...
• This is almost (but not quite) as bad as bumper stickers.
• Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m. -- Bumper Sticke
• Windows accelerator: Truck doing 90 with windows tied to bumper.
• Life's too short to dance with ugly women. -- Bumper Sticke
• SMILEY :-P has a secret to tell you
• SMILEY |-P reaction to unusually ugly C code
• Politically correct means you continue to display the bumper sticker after your candidate or proposition has lost the election.
• You will be run over by a beer truck.