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• You're at the edge of the crack.
• You have descended to the very center of the earth.
  The heat is very intense intense here. Some old tools are lying on the ground, seemingly untouched untouched by the heat....
• A well known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy.
  He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy....
• HERE'S A GOOD JOKE to do during an earthquake. Straddle a big crack in the earth and if it opens wider, go, "Whoa!
  Whoa!" and flap your arms around as if you're going to fall....
• Earth Army Recruiting Center: What are you, chicken? Buk buk buk!
• The crack is far too small for you to follow.
• Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa!
  Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Crack baby crack, show me you're real...
• Men of genius are often dull and inert in society, as a blazing meteor when it descends to earth, is only a stone.
  -- Longfellow...