HERE'S A GOOD JOKE To Do During An Earthquake. Straddle A Big Crack In The Earth And If It Opens Wider, Go, "Whoa!

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HERE'S A GOOD JOKE to do during an earthquake. Straddle a big crack in
the earth and if it opens wider, go, "Whoa! Whoa!" and flap your arms
around as if you're going to fall.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

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