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You Are Bleeding." "I Ain't Got Time To Bleed." -- Predato
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"You are bleeding."
"I ain't got time to bleed."
-- Predator
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If it bleeds, you can kill it -- Predato
Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
-- Robert Bakker, paleontologi...
Do you know that you're one of the few predator species that preys even on itself?
-- Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5....
Murphy: My friends call me `Bleeding Gums'. Lisa: Ewwww, how'd you get a name like that?
Murphy: Well let me put it this way... You ever been to the dentist?...
Announcer: Which popular "Simpsons" characters have died in the past year?
If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong...