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• Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs give you cramp.
  Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful, You might as well live....
• Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you
  And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give...
• Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
  Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful...
• The heaven's breath Smells wooingly here: no jutty, frieze, Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird Hath made his pendent bed and procreant cradle
  Where they most breed and haunt, I have observed, The air is delicate....
• You can lead a horse to water, but before you push him in, just stop and think how a wet horse smells.
  -- George Gobel...
• You don't have to sit in a feminizt to know what it smells like.
• You don't have to sit on a Femagogues to know what * IT * smells like.
• The piano sounds like a carnival. The microphone smells like a beer.
  They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say "Man, what are you doing here?...