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  And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give...
• Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs give you cramp.
  Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful, You might as well live....
• You are in a very damp room. There is no water here, but the air smells smells of it.
  There are exits in most directions....
• I can give you a sentence with the word horticulture.
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• Dorothy: But how can you talk without a brain? Scarecrow
  Well, I don't know... but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking....
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  -- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoma...
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...