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You Aren't A Friend If You Installed Win95 On Their Machine.
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You aren't a friend if you installed win95 on their machine.
Related:
Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
If you want a friend, then be a friend.
Examples of the output generated when running commonly typed commands under YODIX, the new Unix-like operating system for Star Wars fans (Submitted by Dave Finton)
# pwd Know you not where you are. Show you I shall....
A friend is something you earn.
A trusted friend will outlive you.
A friend is a present you give to yourself.
Win95 The number floppies it will ship on.
Win95 The number of minutes to install.
You can be replaced by a machine that flushes.
