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You Are Right On Target When You Say That Mad Scientists Have A Total Disregard For The Wellbeing Of Others.
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You are right on target when you say that mad scientists
have a total disregard for the wellbeing of others. We don't
want to spread evil; we just see no point in bothering to
spread good.
-- Richard M. Mathews
Related:
Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread. Ma
Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase....
Chandler: You're just, you're just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular.
See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal. Richard...
Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St.
Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property....
Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.
But if there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Spread before you is an organic garden of eleolated plants.
Good people, I'm so happy you're all here tonight. But please, just a few words of caution.
Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze, but because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly, so please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes....
The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad.
You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later....
Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....