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• Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon.
  Kent O'Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians....
• Brockman: "What are _you_ looking at?"--the innocent words of a drunken child.
  Well, I'll _tell_ you what we're looking at, young man....
• Moe: Listen up, this is the busiest drinking day of the year.
  Where are the designated drivers? [two men raise their hands] Beat it!...
• Parades just bring out so many emotions in me! Joy, excitement, looking.
  .. -- Marge, letting herself go at a St. Patrick's Day parade, "Homer vs....
• Brockman: Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant, where a mysterious person in black keeps a solitary vigil.
  [Barney, the mysterious person, lays a flower down beside the plant and belches] -- "Homer vs....
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
  Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....
• Marge: What on Earth happened down there?? Ba
  One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...
• When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take the step into the darkness of the unknown, we must believe that one of two things will happen.
  There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly. Patrick Overto...
• Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.
  Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best!...