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• 1) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle
  Take two aspirin" and Keep away from children" --Author Unknow...
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  [hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm....
• Some people could give a headache to an asperin.
• Give a man a computer program and you give him a headache, but teach him to program computers and you give him the power to create headaches for others for the rest of his life.
  .. -- R. B. Fore...
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• Hmmm, what could I give you that you don't already have ???
• May you acquire a SEVERE headache everytime you get aroused.
• I'm sorry, I can't see you Saturday. I'm expecting a headache.