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Hmmm, What Could I Give You That You Don't Already Have ???
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Hmmm, what could I give you that you don't already have ???
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You get what you pay for. Life is free. Hmmm....
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
Hmmm, Maybe I should have read this one!
I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
Burns: Could you explain your model, young man? Grime
[from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!...
ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. "The man was in such deep distress," Said Tom, "that I could do no less Than give him good advice.
Said Jim: "If less could have been done for him I know you well enough, my son, To know that's what you would have done....
Service... Giving what you don't have to give. Giving when you don't need to give.
Giving because you want to give. -- Damien He...