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• I can't do anything to the death - doctor's orders." -- Woody Allen, "Love and death
• I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• Sure I stole. Why not? When I grew up, you had to steal to eat.
  Then you had to steal to tip. -- Woody Alle...
• I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Alle
• I may not be the world's greatest lover, but number seven's not bad. -- Alle
• I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Alle
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...