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• Driving down the street at 150 miles per hour with a friend of mine on cruise control.
  Both of us in the back seat. The police pulled us over....
• It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
  -- A law to reduce crime states -- real standing law in Washington, United States of America...
• I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
  The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
• It is illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
  -- real standing law in California, United States of America...
• Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.
  -- real standing law in Indiana, United States of America...
• A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
  -- real standing law in Nebraska, United States of America...
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
  -- real standing law in New Mexico, United States of America...
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
  -- real standing law in Louisana, United States of America...