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You Can Bring Any Calculator You Like To The Midterm, As Long As It Doesn't Dim The Lights When You Turn It On.
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You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182
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You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182...
You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182...
You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, CS, University of Washingto...
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It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights.
When the lights are out, no one can see you trip Messier.
When the lights are out, no one can see you elbow Leetch.
When the lights are out, no one can see you slash Kneeless.
You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!