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• If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
• Cordless phones are great. If you can find them. -- Glenn Foste
• Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.
• You know your apartment is small... when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time.
  you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window....
• People will listen a great deal more patiently while you explain your mistakes than when you explain your successes.
  -- Wilbur N. Nesbi...
• Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.