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You Can Never Get The Smell Of Smoke Out. Like The Smell Of Failure In Life.
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You can never get the smell of smoke out.
Like the smell of failure in life.
-- John Updike, Rabbit Redux
Related:
Never start a game of Monopoly, if you smell smoke! -- Confucius Say
Can one ever remember love ? It's like trying to summon up the smell of a rose in a cellar.
You might see a rose, but never the perfume. -- Arthur Mille...
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Ben Hoga...
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.
-- John Updike (1932-__), U.S. novelist, short-story writer, poe...
There is no way to get a grip on a dog so that you can give it a legitimate hug.
You wind up hugging it around some delicate reproductive organ ....
Lisa: [wiping her dress] Oh, I can't get the smell of slurry out of my clothes.
I was a fool to help that horrible old man! Home...
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....