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• I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology.
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• The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
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• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• Skinner scowls at Bart from the jury box] Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, Bart.
  Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your ass is mine....
• The heart of a cow can never be put down my throat.
• You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it.
  -- Rorschach, "Watchme...
• I BBS because no one can read my handwriting