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You Can Shoot... The Animals... In The Forest... But You Cannot.
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You can shoot... the animals... in the forest...
but you cannot... shoot the *forest*.
-- Nature and the Swamp Thing
Related:
You can shoot a Beer.
You cannot shoot an animal twice--but you can photograph it twice. -- John Maude
If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires.
You are in open forest near both a valley and a road.
You are in open forest, with a deep valley to one side.
You are on a path through an open forest. There is a shack in in the distance.
Navigation Buoys don't shoot at you.
Aha! Pronoun problems. It's not 'shoot you, shoot you', it's 'shoot me, shoot me'.
So, go ahead, shoot ME, shoot ME <BLAM>... You're Despicable. -- Daffy Duck...