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You Are In Open Forest, With A Deep Valley To One Side.
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You are in open forest, with a deep valley to one side.
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You are in open forest near both a valley and a road.
You are on a path through an open forest. There is a shack in in the distance.
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
LACTOMANGULATION: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly.
But they forget the negative side, which is the preening. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to hear them.
Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again....