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• Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
  -- Henry Ford...
• Capital Punishment: the income tax.
• Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
  Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do with people who have to go to the bathroom?...
• Lisa: So, Bart, have your insides been gnawed away by guilt yet?
  Bart: Sell it to Hallmark, Sis. You're looking at Cucumber boy, as in "Cool as a"....
• What do you call a potato that commits a crime? A perpetater.
• You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
• You can have my Unix system when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. -- Cal Keega
• Capital Punishment: The Male-Only Death Penalty.
• Kilocycle - capital punishment for a bike -- Data communications glossary