You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When Your Blind Date Turns Out To Be Your Ex-wife.

You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When Your Blind Date Turns Out To Be Your Ex-wife.

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-- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

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