You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When You Wake Up And Your Braces Have Locked Together.

You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When You Wake Up And Your Braces Have Locked Together.

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-- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you wake up and your braces have locked together.

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You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to the sound of DEA agents/FBI agents/Armenian Nationalists breaking down your door.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your pet rock snaps at you.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.