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You Can't Learn To Become Real. It's Like Learning To Become A Midget.
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You can't learn to become real. It's like learning to become a midget.
-- Woody Allen, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
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In zen skiing, you learn to become one with the snow.
Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all.
.. they become lawyers. -- Woody Alle...
Learn to write. Never mind the damn statistics. If you like statistics become a CPA.
-- Jim Murray (to young sportswriters)...
You become like that which you worship.
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth...