Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
You Can't Shoot Me ... I Have A Very Low Threshold Of Death.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
You can't shoot me ... I have a very low threshold of death. My
doctor does not permit bullets to enter my body at any time.
-- Woody Allen, "Casino Royale"
Related:
This gun shoots backwards ... I've just killed myself. -- Woody Allen, "Casino Royale
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
-- Woody Allen [on Epistemology]...
My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
-- Woody Allen, on Epistemology...
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
I can't do anything to the death - doctor's orders." -- Woody Allen, "Love and death
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
-- Woody Alle...
This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator held me hostage in revenge.
-- Woody Alle...