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You Can't Shoot Rabbits From A Motorboat In Kansas.
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You can't shoot rabbits from a motorboat in Kansas.
Related:
You can shoot a Beer.
FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale Auntie Em: Hate you.
Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy...
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
You can shoot... the animals... in the forest... but you cannot.
.. shoot the *forest*. -- Nature and the Swamp Thing...
Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Life is very important to Americans. -- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansa
You cannot shoot an animal twice--but you can photograph it twice. -- John Maude