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• If you are a monkey's uncle, where is your nephew/niece?
• If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
• Support Capitol punishment - spank your congressman.
• Laugh-a while you can-a, monkey-boy! -- John Whorfi
• Whether you can hear it or not, The Universe is laughing behind your back.
• How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
  You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
• You sick little monkey! -- Re
• I got a job as a short-order cook. I was cooking a chicken on the rotisserie
  I was turning the wheel and I was singing "Arrivederci, Roma," and a drunk came by and he said, "You got a nice voice but your monkey's on fire....
• Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....