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  A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
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• Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
  A: You have to wait 22 months....
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• Whether you can hear it or not, The Universe is laughing behind your back.
• Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
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