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• Capitalism says you can win, Socialism says you can break even, and Religion says you can join another game.
• If you can set the rules, you can win the game. -- John McCormack
• 1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even. (3) You can't even quit the game.
  -- Ginsberg's Theorem Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's Theorem....
• Ginsberg's Theorem: (1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even.
  (3) You can't even quit the game. Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem...
• Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game
  you can win or you can lose or it can rain. -- Casey Stengel...
• The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
  (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....