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Now There's Three Things You Can Do In A Baseball Game
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Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game:
you can win or you can lose or it can rain.
-- Casey Stengel
Related:
If you can set the rules, you can win the game. -- John McCormack
You gotta lose 'em sometime. When you do, lose 'em right. -- Casey Stengel
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
You can neither win nor lose if you don't run the race.
Capitalism says you can win, Socialism says you can break even, and Religion says you can join another game.
They say you can't do it, but sometimes that isn't always true. -- Casey Stengel
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game. Can I abdicate?
VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix.
-- Bill Davidsen (davidsen@crdos1.crd.GE.COM)...
Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.