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You could have knocked me over with a fender.
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It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country road.
Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door....
Knocked, you weren't in. -- Opportunity
The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off.
-- Bill Conrad...
The hand of fate is on me now, it picked me up and knocked me down.
Look, I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis....
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop.
She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard....
FAST, and not WORRYing over which roadKILL I could have used for FOOD.