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You Don't Buy Beer, You Only Rent It For A While.
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You don't buy beer, you only rent it for a while.
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Bunker's Admonition: You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
BEERWARE: If you like it, buy yourself a beer.
You can rent this profound space for only $5 a week.
Beer waits in the car while you play football. -- Women vs. Bee
You don't buy beer, you just temporarily divert it.
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
A beer will only come when you want it to. -- Men vs. Bee