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• You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
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• BEERWARE: If you like it, buy yourself a beer.
• You can shoot a Beer.
• Money cannot buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
• You don't buy beer, you just temporarily divert it.
• Can you buy friendship? You not only can, you must.
  It's the only way to obtain friends. Everything worthwhile has a price. -- Robert J. Ringe...
• How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.