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You Don't Fix A Boat From The Outside Because You Might Not Be Able To Tread Water Long Enough To Point Out Everyone Elses Mistakes.
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You don't fix a boat from the outside because you might not be able
to tread water long enough to point out everyone elses mistakes.
-- Mike Warnke, Good News Tonight.
Related:
Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.
Professor "Why can't they go today?" "Because tonight's a special night, and I want all of you to be alive....
Lisa: Wait Dad! Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat!
I've got enough gazpacho for everyone. [Crowd murmurs....
When the need arises -- and it does -- you must be able to shoot your own dog.
Don't farm it out -- that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
You always learn something by reading the classics.
Particularly The Prince. I go through and look at this from this intellectual point of view....
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.