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• Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
  Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....
• Homer: OK son, just remember to have fun out there today.
  And if you lose, I'll kill you! [everyone laughs] Ba...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
  Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
• Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
  Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?...
• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Marge: I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother.
  Lisa: Please, mother, its purely in the interests of science....
• Hibbert: Aaah. Diagnosis -- delicious. Homer: I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!
  Wiggum: Uuuh, Homer? Bring me another one of those....
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....